[Odd Request] Need Someone Who's Witty/Sarcastic/Funny and Knows About Internets

Hi all,

Will be starting a small blog soon. The concept;

One post everyday; the post will simply be a sarcastic, yet still true (in some ways), unwritten rule of the Internet.

Example (of the poor variety),
Internet Relay Chat (IRC) channel operators are ALWAYS right, even when they're blatantly wrong. Don't forget this one; you'll end up getting banned.

I need someone who can think of posts, you're more than welcome to co-author the site with me.

Anyone who wishes to do this can feel free to have a link on the site to their site, as well as the pleasure of writing short, comedy posts >.<

Worth a shot anyway, let me know if you've got the comedy value.

Thanks,
Gareth

P.S the site is up and ready, we just need to start getting posts together.

I'm generally not a blogger, but I have done some work through oDesk. I know there are a lot of people on there who are looking for this type of job. Just a thought. http://www.odesk.com/users/