Dear TalkFreelance,
I am writing to you today pleading for your help. You see, I work all day and all night, to come home, eat, sleep what few hours I can, only to do the same the next day. I'm a young, ambitious go-getting individual held back by my jedi master.
This is why I am writing to ask you purchase a text link on my website for only £1 per month.
http://www.operationmacbook.com/
The link will remain for the period of 30 days and afterwards if you'd like to renew, that's also fine.
(if you're intersted in knowing, after I get the macbook I will be running the site as a resource for macbook owners and users)
You see the macbook will be used to make my life at work and at home a million times easier. My jedi master training sessions will be done on the high powered computer system taking the strain off of my legs from using a pedal bike PC.
Please, from a man dieing of a crippling arthritis, help me survive long enough to change the way we view the internet, my jedi skills have the potential, only I am sheltered by my lack of masterful apparrell.
Regards,
Anthony
A Young Jedi Master