Need a voice recording for answerphone :P

Hi i need a voice recording for my 0800 number just need somone with a clear pref British voice to say something lilke

Hi welcome to splashpaintball.co.uk press one for sales pres 2 for support.

and

Hi unfortunately the office is closed please leave your name and number and someone will get back to you within the next 24 hours


please could i have quotes and if you have dont this befor a sample

many thanks
Luke

Can't you just do it?

err dont realy like the sound of my voice lol and i dont hv a good quality mike

Ah no worries. Jon has quite a good accent. Or if you wanted untranslateable Glaswegian go for James (Aftermath).

I can do this with professional equipment and a clear well spoken British voice. What is your budget?

just looking for prices iv had a few quotes from a few sites just tell me what you charge

When do you need this for?

when somone calles my 0800 number to order somthink this is the first message they will here

can anyone help?

I think you misread my question. When do you need this for?