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Christmas Jokes

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12-03-2006, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by J J Williams
Agreed, also the judges may have a sway towards particular people.
Entries will be judged based on content, quality of punch line and originality.
What do you want us to do, get Kofi Annan to judge?

12-03-2006, 04:57 PM
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First Joke

Pat & Mick are walking down the street and pat says to Mick, "Hey theres a stank" Both of them look down and notice the stank is full of milk.

Pat decides to go down the stank, Mick shouts down, 'Is it pasteurized?" Pat shouts, "No its upto my knees!"

12-03-2006, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeff Andersen
Entries will be judged based on content, quality of punch line and originality.
What do you want us to do, get Kofi Annan to judge?
No thanks, its fine; I'm one of those people who hit something I need to not speak about and so forth.

12-03-2006, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Aftermath
First Joke

Pat & Mick are walking down the street and pat says to Mick, "Hey theres a stank" Both of them look down and notice the stank is full of milk.

Pat decides to go down the stank, Mick shouts down, 'Is it pasteurized?" Pat shouts, "No its upto my knees!"

nice joke when told right. Also how is this on a christmas theme?

12-03-2006, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Vlux
nice joke when told right. Also how is this on a christmas theme?
Doesn't have to be Christmas themed mate Read the first post.

12-03-2006, 08:16 PM
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Must pertain to the subject of Christmas, The Holidays and or Winter.
Well it doesnt relate to any of these does it?

12-03-2006, 08:17 PM
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This is not to be entered (just for fun):

To idiot's are walking down the street when they come upon a mirror. One of the idiot's picks up the mirror looking into it and says "I know that face, but I'm not sure hwo it is"; the other grabbing the mirror from his hands and looking into it says "It's me man you idiot!"

12-03-2006, 08:18 PM
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lmfao that is classic nice one

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First Entry:
An honest Politician, a kind Lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and see a £20 note. Which one picked it up?

Santa - The other two don't exist!

Second Entry:
How does Santa take his holiday pictures?
With a North Pole-aroid camera!

Hehe, Good luck all

- Marky

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I'm still looking for an answer to my question.

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