Designer Looking for work! READ

Hello TFL users!
My name is Jake Bellacera, I am a web designer/developer.
I am here today to give anyone* an offer for totally cheap design/programming! My prices are listed below:

• PSD to XHTML(Your choice on doctype) + CSS - $40
• Icon (512x512 psd) - $40
• XHTML + CSS Design - $75
• PSD Design - $45

I do not have a portfolio, but don't let that turn you away from this page because I am playing by these rules: You don't pay a dime until you get it. Of course, you will be walked through via live over MSN/AIM and you will get watermarked previews. There is no collateral, and there are no strings attatched. Oh yeah, if you do back out of this deal at any time, I will still have all rights to use what I designed into my portfolio.

I get my portfolio built and you get a design, very win-win in my eyes

I manage all payments via PayPal and I contact only through EMail, PMs, or MSN.

My contact details are listed below:
MSN: jake.bellacera [at] gmail.com
EMAIL: jake.bellacera [at] gmail.com

*some kind of background check is required, to verify that you are human, and not a "shady" human at that.

What if I just want a PSD design? no coding?

I forgot to add that on the list, stupid me, that'll be $45

Don't you have any work to show? It's important for potential clients to take a look at your work to make sure your style fits theirs.