[Christmas Promotion Day 18] Letters to Santa!

Dear Santa,
This is Molly. Yes, the one in the little red house. Last year you left me a little present. Well, little when I woke up. Now it's some food-hungry one year old and your late on child support. AGAIN! Now, lets not live in the past and leave the child support payment next to the table. I left you some condoms and milk.
Your Baby Mama, Molly.

PS. Don't be afraid to slip into the chimney this year. Just use the condoms. Mrs. Claus will never have to know.

Dear Santa,

I have kept this from you for a while now, but the truth must be told as I can not contain it much longer. Ever since the age of 14 I have wanted to squeeze your ass, I love the way it jiggles when you run, I love the way the light reflects off those modern trousers you wear and it is not only my dream .. but I believe it is my destiny to have a squeeze and I shall stop at nothing. I have plenty more compliments but these can only be told once I get my hands on a prize, you know it makes logical sense.

Yours Squeezingly,
Me

Dear Santa,

I realise that you are probably not going to read this letter, so I will make it short and sweet. I will code and design you a webpage for a good present. I have purchased the domain name santaissinta.com and will develop that for you. All I ask in return is a good mouse and keyboard as mine is always breakind down. Please help me out,

Sincerely yours
Ben

Dear Reindeer, :reindeer:
Give me a mother fooking prize. Now. (Entry #1)

, sawwy, i've had a bad few christmases, so me and santa aren't very friendly

lol corny it may be, but i really think that family is all i need/want.

Dear Santa, One may hope that my aspirations will come true for everything in life, not only to better myself but more importantly to better the lives of those around me. Sure, the latest and greatest toy is what most people are asking for these days, but i was just wondering if you can deliver me the one and only thing that matters. All i need for this year and every other year to come can be summed up into one gift. The gift of Family is all i need. If i could just have a guarentee of the sense of security, the love and the feeling that there is always someone there for me; i would be set for life. It's nothing monetary, nothing that requires batteries or assembly but it's the only thing i think matters. If that is the only thing you could deliver to me for the rest of my life, that's great because that would suffice and i would have what is most important to me. ---List--- 1) Family 2) Family 3) Family Sincerely, Jeff Andersen (ps. I hope oatmeal cookies are alright, the store ran out of chocolate chips)

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Love, Chip

Dear Santa,

I am so grateful for the work you do every year delivering presents to all of the little boys and girls around the world, the one thing I'd love to do is to go with you one night and help you on your quest. I think that this would be a very interesting and exciting task to do!

I respect everything that you do every year, and I hope you respect us for taking the time and effort in decorating our houses for you to admire. This Christmas I am hoping to receive the 'Sony PSP' and I would also love to win the TalkFreelance™ competition!

I am also looking forward for you coming down the chimney and helping yourself to the milk and cookies that we leave out; remember to ONLY eat the one's we put out and not to go hunting around the house for more! We will also be very happy to leave a carrot for Rudolf so that he isn't flying on an empty stomach.

But anyway I hope you, Mrs Claus, Buddy(The elf), Rudolf and Co. Are all doing well and I'm so glad that it's this time of the year for us to share our christmas cheer!

Have a good one old buddy old pal.

Kind regards,
Danny Keane & Family

Santa,

Look me in the eye, not around the eye, right in the center .. ok your under.
I deserve to win the prize because although I may not be active in this community I belive the lord above is a forgiving man, I have parents with a present budget stretching only far enough to give me a hug and I have a girlfriend who calls me names such as 'geeky' which although gives me a thrilling sensation is utterly unacceptable.
3 2 1 and you're back in the room.

now Santa, who's your daddy?

Dear Santa,
:Beep: :beep: :beep: :beep:
Love you forever, Robotian.