Write a Letter to Santa

Originally Posted by HTMLGuy What timezone will it the 12 o'clock time end be at? HTMLGuy

I'm pretty sure it will be Eastern Standard Time.

That's what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure.
HTMLGuy

Yes, Eastern Standard time. GMT-5. Next contest will be ran based upon GMT to make it more universal.

Dear Santa,

Send Jeff Andersen something nice for sorting out all of these great contests!

Cheers.

Santa,

Forget the toys this year unless you have something that is basically legos meet ninja turtles meets AMD processor.

What I really want is a list of the next 60 winning lotto numbers.

Thanks in advance,
Bennett

I wrote a TalkFreelance related letter


Dear Santa,

I was supposed to write a letter,
but instead I wrote a rhyme,
'cos all I want for Christmas,
Is for the updates to arrive on time,
This would save my ears,
from all the members cries,
And maybe after this,
they'd offer me their mince pies,
When the updates come,
the members will all shout,
It's 'bout bloody time,
you big old worthless clout,
You may be then wondering,
was it worth waiting all this time,
And maybe I will answer that,
next time I write a rhyme

Lots of Love,
Bazza xxxx

Originally Posted by Bazza` I wrote a TalkFreelance related letter Dear Santa, I was supposed to write a letter, but instead I wrote a rhyme, 'cos all I want for Christmas, Is for the updates to arrive on time, This would save my ears, from all the members cries, And maybe after this, they'd offer me their mince pies, When the updates come, the members will all shout, It's 'bout bloody time, you big old worthless clout, You may be then wondering, was it worth waiting all this time, And maybe I will answer that, next time I write a rhyme Lots of Love, Bazza xxxx

Hahaha! That gets my vote

Santa,
Ino i havn't bin gd tis yr nd hope u'll 4give me 4 these tings i've dun:

- slashed my teachers tyres on er BMW
- broke that kids action man
- ate my sis's barbie
- stole my friends cat
- robed the corner shop
- wnt joy ridin on a tractr

soz 4 bin so bad sant nd i'll try nd not do wt i did last yr nd w8 4 u 2 arrive so i could nick all ur prezzies nd leave the others kds without.

urs truefully

tom

Dear Santa,

I've allways been wondering, how come you have such large white beard, and such curly hair? Is it just a part of your disguise, or are you so old that your hair has changed colour from something into black? All my friends say your beard is white because you've snorted so much dope, and then sneased it out on your beard, that your beard actually turned white. This is not true santa, is it? I hope not.
And how come you never grow older, or die? Are you immortal?

I've allways been thinking that you are God, because it would be fully natural for you to be god, because if you created the world, why wouldn't you want to care for the inhabitants, and you do give us presents.

My older brothers allways tell me that you're not for real, and that it is mom and dad who buy all the presents. But i know they're being silly, because neither mom, nor dad would be able to climb down our chimney, they would get stuck, and I think they both know that.

Last of all, i would like to tell you what I want for christmas (and maybe I could write what dad wants too, because I think he is too drunk right now):
- A shotgun (Dad)
- A cute dog (Me)
- 300 000 liters of nervgas (Dad)
- Sh*tload of ammunition (Dad)
- A spiderman suit (Me)
- A red little ball (similar to the ones they have at the downtown marketplace) (Me)
- World Domination (Dad)

Merry Christmas Santa,
Jake

Dear Santa,

I'm very annoyed with you and need to get some things straight this year after what happened to my house after you visited last year.
Firstly, Did I say to break down the front door the get in, even though I told you it was locked.
Secondly, I am very annoyed that you left all the crumbs on the floor from the mince pies and oranges I gave you, If you do it this year you will have trouble.
Lastly, Make sure your beard doesn't fall off again when you come in to my room.

I would like this for christmas:
- xBox 360
- Nintendo WII
- Sony ericsson w950i
- New computer
- Adobe illustrator

Thanks very much mate,

Love sTeVeN xXxXxX