It's Your Chance to be Everybody's Hero! Help the Code Ninja!

Greetings, patrons of this great forum! I, the Great Code Ninja, have come to you once again with another opportunity! I am sure that most of you have heard by now of my many adventures, daring escapes and other such obviously coding related activities, so I shall keep the pleasantries short.

I am looking for an assistant; an agent, if you will. You see, I can code anything, but finding jobs is another story. It takes too much time that would better be spent coding. Thus, I would like to make the following offering: you send me a steady stream of jobs, and I give you 15% of the total amount paid for the job. I am looking for two a week at ~$125-150.

Now you may be saying, "But Code Ninja, how can I know what skills you have available so that I can better promote your services?" I am glad you asked, Cricket. Note my usage of "Cricket" instead of "Grasshopper." The latter is far overrated.

Behold the list!

- PHP
- MySQL
- XHTML/CSS
- JavaScript
- AJAX/XMLHttpRequest
- Various CMS's (Joomla, WordPress, osCommerce)
- Various application development languages such as C/C++, Assembly and Java
- Scripting/interpreted languages such as Python, Bash, Scheme/SIOD and Perl

Recent jobs (coded):

http://www.thedreamart.com
http://www.wiiguideyou.com/etc/wordp...heme=Greenblog
http://www.wiiguideyou.com/etc/wordp...%20and%20Black

Thank you for your time. If you believe you are up to the task, please reply here, PM me, or add me to MSN. Preferably MSN

EDIT: Ahh, note that this is not an auction. I overlooked that option

He's a good man and a good coder. I've used him many times before and 100% recommend him.

Perhaps show some work you've done in the past, great Ninja?

I intended to do that after I had chosen an agent, but I suppose you have a point

Haha they're all for me too!

Good luck mate.