Can anyone build a chatroom like this, please.

Hello everyone on TF,

I want someone to create a chatroom like this one. I just don't have time and patience to learn all this. As far as I know it has Java, ASP.net, Sql and you could connect to it using IRC. I have some functions in class format if that would help. I wanted to add simple features like background and more stuff, nothing too complicated really. I don't think it should cost over 500$ but tell me if it does.

Here is a little picture of this chatroom, I covered most of private stuff. I would show a live site but it is usually offline. If anyone is interested please PM me with your skills, the time it would take you to create something like this and your price. Thanks for your attention, waiting for responses.

http://yfrog.com/5kchttj

HyperJ