Get 20000 genuine unique hits!

Hmmm... I don't see the point of this... why would you want traffic that does not serve a purpose? The very idea of paying people to visit your site is the most dishonourable thing I have ever heard; but not only that, yeah you're paying $60 for the hits, but then presuming you do get 20,000 unique hits on a homepage that perhaps weighs in at... 50KBs? You're pumping up a Gig of Bandwidth presuming they all just go to the home and go away. And all that, for practically nothing. Hits aren't worth a thing without members, or clientele (pardon my french).