Dear St. Nick,
How are you? I'm Petey, a former one of your elf workers. I used to work in the wooden truck department until I was fired because my manager Randall caught me eating a portion of his cookie stash. Anyway, I hope you will forgive me for doing that, but it was my lunch break and Randall is an overly chubby one anyway
I'll reappply for another department sometime tomorrow. I hear elf labour is a bit hard to find these days, so if I make it in I will try my best Santa! Tell Mrs. Clause I say hello and a Merry, Merry Christmas to all back at the Pole.
Your friend,
Petey
PS - Let Comet know I miss brushing him between breaks