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12-03-2006, 08:20 PM
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An honest Politician, a kind Lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and see a £20 note. Which one picked it up?
Santa - The other two don't exist!
Second Entry:
How does Santa take his holiday pictures?
With a North Pole-aroid camera!
Hehe, Good luck all 
- Marky
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12-03-2006, 08:25 PM
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I'm still looking for an answer to my question.
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12-03-2006, 08:37 PM
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A little girl asked Santa to send her a little sister.
Santa said, "On one condition, send me your mother."
2nd entry:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
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12-03-2006, 08:45 PM
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Q. What did Santa say to the three blondes?
A. Ho! ho! ho!
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12-03-2006, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by sparckyz
Q. What did Santa say to the three blondes?
A. Ho! ho! ho!
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Stole Mine (Sorta):
Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, and Lindsay Lohan
Ho, Ho, Ho!
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12-03-2006, 09:31 PM
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Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
A: ...Because he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney.
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12-04-2006, 12:15 AM
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lol wildhoney, you have no idea how tempted i was to use that joke 
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12-04-2006, 12:22 AM
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Hehe. One of us has to be daring enough to say it! I'm sure many of us were considering it.
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12-04-2006, 06:10 AM
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Andrew, these will be judged on what we think is fun and humorous. If anyone's joke is original please say so, I have heard every one of these before. Originality would help your chances but if it's a crap joke it won't.
JJ, please note I am not favoring anyone, nor will any of the judges. We are looking for the funniest joke in our opinions, it's that simple. I have already seen one that I like, unless there is a better one, it will win.
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12-04-2006, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Julian
JJ, please note I am not favoring anyone, nor will any of the judges. We are looking for the funniest joke in our opinions, it's that simple. I have already seen one that I like, unless there is a better one, it will win.
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I found one I like too 
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