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12-21-2005, 01:56 AM
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Dear Santa,
I am so surprised we haven't talked before, this is Peter Pan, YEEE HEEE. I've been to your south pole soo many times but you've never came down to my ranch, YEE HEE. You taught me my ABC's and 123's and now I dont see you anymore. I know its kinda warm here in cuba, but I had to run from the evil snowmen in america YEE HEE. I hope to hear from you and cant wait to ride in your sleigh again!
Love with Hugs and Kisses
Michael Jackson
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12-21-2005, 01:57 AM
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Dear Santa,
Your farts stink. I want a present.
Love Stuart.
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12-21-2005, 01:59 AM
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Dear Santa
Hi Santa, Im a web Designer, And i own the site Killerz-Tech as you can see it may not be the best site in the world but its ok and it will do , I know you have alot of work to do and all, and id like to thak you for that, But ive been through alot in life and it would mean so much to be for giving me something i would call "special" , Something i would Cherish for the rest of my life, Santa, i know i may sound like a wimp, But helping me get through life would be great, I dedicate my life to computers, and webdesign, I could not ask for anythink else but a "special" gift from you, Please Santa, Help me in life with my future, and ill forever honour and cherish you and the gift.
Love always, Danny
Killerz-Tech Owner
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12-21-2005, 02:00 AM
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Dearest Santa,
I'd like to pre-order a lump of coal as last year I awoke to find my mother munching on the cookies I had set out for you. This in itself wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for the fact that she was topless and humming 'Merry Christmas Everybody', the spice girls version. As for myself, I'd greatly appreciate an Ipod Nano, but as I have no chimney, do buzz number 12 and I'll let you in using the intercom.
I'll wait here,
Me
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12-21-2005, 02:03 AM
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Dear Santa,
I have been in a lot of pain lately. Sadly, the Easter Bunny, Leprechaun, and Jack-o-Latern have not replied to my letters. You are my last hope to convince my parents that you are truely real. Please, send me a letter back. I know in my heart that they are not telling me the truth. My world is lost without you.
In hope and respect, Annie.
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12-21-2005, 02:04 AM
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Santa I do not belive you are real.
But I'd happily see you prove me wrong by dropping by and leaving an Xbox 360 ( the full edition ) by my Christmas tree. Oh and do leave it unwrapped, you made a mess of it last year ... though to come to think of it, you wrap presents a lot like my parents ...
Yours doubtfully,
Me
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12-21-2005, 02:05 AM
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I need crack,
Lots of love xoxo Thien
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12-21-2005, 02:05 AM
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Dear Santa,
I'm hoping this will be a great Christmas. The nurses and doctors tell me I am crazy. I hear things in my head to kill everyone. Wait, why the hell am I writing to you? I am crazy. AHHH!
Pretty Jon.
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12-21-2005, 02:09 AM
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Dear Santa,
This might come as a suprise to you. But remember that tiny chimney you tried fitting through last year? Yes, I have photo of your naked butt. Now I don't think the Child Livil Rights Union are going to like these photos of your running around the neighborhood naked. I will gladly give these photos back, but only on one circumstance! I need the new GI Joe action figure under my Christmas tree by 12:00am sharp.
Sincerelly, Alex.
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12-21-2005, 02:09 AM
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Dear Father Christmas,
I deserve a prize because I have a friend who enjoys playing football and occasionally has swimming lessons. I'm not sure how that relates to why I deserve the prize, but if I figure it out, I shall let you know. In the meantime, Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me .. do dooo .. do be do be doo doo be doooo.
Night!
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