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02-13-2008, 07:32 PM
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Post 'em up: Most Offensive Songs.

"I Like To Watch"
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/catalog/video.html (Video NSFW)

And anything by Macc Lads. And You?

02-13-2008, 07:42 PM
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wtf is that.
Sjesus

02-13-2008, 07:56 PM
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the missubabies - josh sucks.

02-14-2008, 02:15 AM
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Can we just go for the most appalling music instead? Offensive, I suppose, if you're a baby. Many on TFL so I apologise !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5eFk5x0o44

Two years ago my friend and I were in stitches over their pathetic music. They have one song called "I Ate Your Horse", and it really is as bad as it sounds. It's on YouTube but I won't link you up to save your ears, but here's the lyrics:

YOUR DAD TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY YOU A HORSE
YOU LOVED IT, AND TOOK BETTER CARE FOR IT THAN YOURSELF
YOU COMMAND IT, CLEANED IT, AND FED IT APPLES EVERY DAY
I WAS BROKE, DRUNK, AND HUNGRY, SO I KILLED YOUR HORSE, AND ATE IT

I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE

WHEN YOU CAME TO THE STABLE NEXT MORNING
YOU FOUND A PILE OF HAIR, TEETH, AND HOOVES
I HID AROUND THE BACK, TO LISTEN TO YOU CRY
THEN I BEAT AN OLD LADY TO DEATH WHIT THE LEG BONE

I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE

02-14-2008, 09:23 AM
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If you're looking for offensive for the sake of being offensive may i suggest the mess that are Anal ****?

02-14-2008, 01:36 PM
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Anal **** sang I Ate Your Horse. I just didn't want to say it !

02-14-2008, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Wildhoney View Post
Anal **** sang I Ate Your Horse. I just didn't want to say it !
Things learnt today: Other topics in a post may actually be relevant/cover your point, reading them may be a good idea

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Cannibal Corpse - Stripped, Raped and Strangled

Or pretty much any Cannibal Corpse.


They think they know who I am
All they know is I love to kill
Face down, dead on the ground
Find me before another is found

I come alive in the darkness
Left murdered and nameless
Dead unburied and rotten
Half eaten by insects

She was so beautiful
I had to kill her

Tied her up
And taped her mouth shut
Couldn't scream
Raped violently
Rope tight, around her throat
Her body twitches
As she chokes

Strangulation caused her death
Just like all the others
Raped before and after death
Stripped, naked, tortured

They're all dead, they're all dead
They're all dead, by strangulation

I come alive in the darkness
Left murdered and nameless
Dead unburied and rotten
Half eaten by insects

It felt so good to kill

I took their lives away
7 dead, lying rotten
Unburied victims
their naked bodies putrefy

Strangulation caused her death
Just like all the others
Raped before and after death
Stripped, naked, tortured

They're all dead, they're all dead
They're all dead, by strangulation

I come alive in the darkness
Left murdered and nameless
Dead unburied and rotten
Half eaten by insects

They think they know who I am
All they know is I love to kill
Face down, dead on the ground
Find me before another is found

02-14-2008, 09:33 PM
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These songs never come my way, thanx god.

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