Funniest convo... like ever!

Last sentences in the previous conversations :
[25/10/10 22:39:05 ] Justice : Chris don't be stupid.
[25/10/10 22:39:08 ] Justice : This is your chance.
[25/10/10 22:39:12 ] Justice : Dont' sit on your ass and not make money.
[25/10/10 22:39:17 ] Justice : Take every opportunity to make money.
[25/10/10 22:39:23 ] Justice : Now, are you ready to get started?
[25/10/10 22:39:29 ] Justice : My design is simple.
[25/10/10 22:40:49 ] Chris : Then you have no problem doing it yourself.
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[22:42:32] Justice joins conversation
[22:42:35] Justice says:
Look at Chris being stupid again.
[22:42:41] Justice says:
So you say no to money.
[22:42:45] Justice says:
What a stupid thing to do.
[22:42:53] Justice says:
This PSD will take you about 15 minutes to code.
[22:42:57] Justice says:
So that's...hmm
[22:43:03] Justice says:
Obviously 15 minutes is more than $25 an hour
[22:43:06] Justice says:
let's see
[22:43:11] Justice says:
$25 x about 2
[22:43:24] Justice says:
no..x4
[22:43:31] Justice says:
15 mins x 4 = 1 hour
[22:43:35] Justice says:
WOW
[22:43:41] Justice says:
that's equalivent to $80/hour
[22:43:47] Justice says:
Let's not be dumb today man
[22:43:51] Justice says:
I have other projects that you iwll need to work on
[22:43:55] Justice says:
You will start working for me
[22:43:58] Justice says:
My business is in NJ.
[22:44:02] Justice says:
I will give you a part-time position
[22:44:08] Justice says:
You can amke up to $3000 per month
[22:44:11] Justice says:
Get to work on this first project
[22:44:14] Justice says:
You ready?

[22:44:16] Justice requests your attention!

[22:45:20] Chris says:
OMG seriously you'll let me work for you?
[22:45:54] Justice says:
Yep
[22:46:03] Justice says:
Quite the opportunity I know
[22:46:09] Justice says:
I let very limited people work for my company man
[22:46:24] Justice says:
Searched me on Google eh? (H)
[22:46:28] Justice says:
I am quite popular aren't I
[22:46:34] Justice says:
Ahh

[22:47:05] Justice requests your attention!

[22:48:07] Justice says:
Ready to get to work Chris?
[22:48:11] Justice says:
Or you actin' the **** up again?
[22:48:57] Justice says:
What ya doin at this forum Chris, actin' up tryna' kidnap & rape a female on a travel trip?
[22:48:58] Justice says:
http://www.gapyear.com/boards/index....4&t=461525&o=0
[22:49:01] Justice says:
****in' caught..
[22:49:06] Justice says:
Ya always get ****in' caught.
[22:49:08] Justice says:
Ent, ent, ent..

[22:49:14] Justice requests your attention!

[22:49:23] Chris says:
lol what
[22:49:39] Justice says:
Ent, ent, ent..
[22:50:07] Chris says:
Ent isn't a word bud.
[22:50:07] Justice says:
Now wtf is this shit?
[22:50:08] Justice says:
http://www.macheist.com/forums/profile.php?id=107255
[22:50:11] Justice says:
You're actin the **** up..
[22:50:14] Justice says:
Ent, ent, ent..
[22:50:16] Justice says:
Say it out loud
[22:50:22] Justice says:
You'll hear what it is
[22:50:27] Justice says:
Ent ent ent..actn' up..
[22:50:39] Chris says:
Why link me to macheist? lol
[22:50:53] Justice says:
Now do I have to research your family's house & call mama Chris & tell her that her son is actin' up again not making money?
[22:50:57] Justice says:
Le'ts get to work
[22:50:59] Justice says:
I need this done
[22:51:08] Justice says:
And I have other projects that need to be done now
[22:51:24] Chris says:
So run along and get them done.
[22:51:35] Justice says:
You need to get them done.
[22:51:45] Justice says:
All I do is assign it to you, wait until you're done, and pay your ass.
[22:52:05] Justice says:
You're like a prositute that I pick up off the streets in the hood, get some head, & when I'm done with ya I throw ya away.
[22:52:29] Chris says:
It's a shame you pay for it but hey you gotta get what you get right.
[22:52:40] Justice says:
I usually trade some dope for it
[22:52:47] Justice says:
I'm offering you moneyb
[22:52:50] Justice says:
You ready now bubba?
22:54:28] Justice says:
****in' a
[22:54:50] Chris says:
OMG I feel so priviledged to work with you, when do you wanna start.
[22:55:11] Justice says:
(H)
[22:55:14] Justice says:
Let's do it now
[22:55:34] Chris says:
OMG OK
[22:55:39] Justice says:
damn
[22:55:42] Justice says:
you let all your sites die
[22:55:44] Justice says:
that's a ****in shame
[22:55:50] Justice says:
see what you're doin to your own self & success?
[22:55:55] Justice says:
letting yourself fail and be poor
[22:56:04] Justice says:
you need to take opportunity by the beard for it is bald behind
[22:56:09] Justice says:
do you understand that quote?
[22:56:15] Chris says:
Are you 12?
[22:56:16] Justice says:
opportunities are limited & of the moment
[22:56:20] Justice says:
you don't just ****in' fail at shit
[22:56:24] Justice says:
you take every opportunity
[22:56:33] Justice says:
look at myspace, million dollar homepage, ****ing facebook
[22:56:34] Justice says:
yahoo
[22:56:35] Justice says:
google
[22:56:39] Justice says:
come on bubba
[22:56:40] Justice says:
twitter
[22:56:44] Justice says:
you can do better
[22:56:58] Justice says:
and if i have to slap the bullshit out of you i'm down to give you a spankin' or two
[22:57:03] Justice says:
let's get to work
[22:57:09] Chris says:
And you're on the road to make these websites? Oh shit you're THAT Justice McCay?
[22:57:27] Justice says:
i am the justice mccay that you worked for before obviusly
[22:57:32] Justice says:
which is why you're on my buddy list and i'm on yours
[22:57:41] Justice says:
i am the almighty one
[22:57:43] Justice says:
i am the king
[22:57:45] Justice says:
the shiznit
[22:57:50] Chris says:
Wow shit man NOW I feel privileged.
[22:57:57] Justice says:
you can take a bow
[22:58:10] Justice says:
rihanna did just for me thats why she sang the song take a bow
[22:58:14] Chris says:
But seriously, are you 12?
[22:58:31] Justice says:
if you want to make 12$ you can
[22:58:40] Chris says:
Fax me over a NDA and we can start work
[22:58:40] Justice says:
but i am offering $25-$40
[22:58:43] Justice says:
now let's get to work
[22:59:00] Justice says:
i don't need an nda for this agreement
[22:59:05] Justice says:
did you do an nda project with me before?
[22:59:08] Justice says:
for this project*
[22:59:44] Chris says:
All my work is done through NDA's now bub, send one over and we can begin tonight.
[23:01:12] Justice says:
here it is
[23:02:24] Justice says:
By signing this contract and dating, you agree not to disclose the opportunity of priviledge for working for Justice McCay & Game Monarch, LLC and all related aspects. This contract may not be void for any reason at any point in time and failure to maintain agreement will result in a class-A civil lawsuit and/or small claims penalty in small claims court, in association with/to the respective
[23:02:43] Justice says:
states that Game Monarch, LLC is registered & licensed in within the United States of New Jersey & Delaware.

Originally Posted by TaeKwonJoe

Yeah this guy has done the same thing to me. Before I blocked him he was always just IM'ing me to curse at me, or saying "Get to work!", followed by some more cursing.

I think his username here is something like GM-EGS.