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07-18-2008, 02:26 AM
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I know everyone hates these kinds of things, but this one I love. Anyone else have any humorous/cute emails like this?
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son? '

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'

07-18-2008, 06:37 PM
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Haha, very smart.

07-18-2008, 07:40 PM
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Good one.

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Smart kid, lol.

07-19-2008, 01:15 AM
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**** the game, gimme a dolla!

07-19-2008, 08:21 AM
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Haha, nice one; I heard the same kinda one but for a beggar.

07-19-2008, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by 6creations View Post
Haha, nice one; I heard the same kinda one but for a beggar.
That was a true story (or so I believe)

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