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09-18-2007, 01:33 AM
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 Client excuse form
I guess this can go both ways, worker to client or client to worker; it was originally intended for a client to send to a programmer.
Dear [client name],
to avoid further delays in your reply due to you thinking up excuses that may seem all clever to you, I have heard them all and know they are lies. I have made the following form you can just email me back, I'm sure your excuse would be in here anyway.
Dear, [worker name]
I am
[ ] Late
[ ] Delayed
[ ] Held back due to events beyond my control
[ ] Not late, you are mistaken (if checked, end here)
-[ ] You didnt get my email?
[ ] In complete apathy of your petty wants, go do something (if checked, end here)
because,
(check all that apply)
[ ] I am lazy
[ ] a grandparent died.
[ ] I was sick.
-[ ] my sickness resulted in a stay in the hospital.
[ ] I was in a car accident.
[ ] my HDD crashed.
[ ] my PSU crached.
[ ] my [insert broken computer part here] broke.
[ ] my power went out.
Please understand that I will have the (files / payment)
[ ] as soon as possible,
[ ] as soon as the other workers finish,
[ ] when I feel like it,
Besides:
(check all that you think apply)
[ ] I have done everything else well
[ ] you haven't been reliable yourself
[ ] I am in a different time zone, its late, goodnight (you dont have to be in a different time zone)
[ ] Sincerely,
[ ] Signed,
[ ] p*ss off [end here if checked]
[Client name]
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If you want to, run the message though the 1337 translator and completely convince me I need to make my upfronts higher.
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09-18-2007, 01:38 AM
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So this is where you all get it...:P
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09-18-2007, 07:14 AM
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Lmao, that's some funny replies in there!!!
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09-18-2007, 05:08 PM
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Haha excellent  Was this a real email from someone?
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09-18-2007, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Marky 
Haha excellent Was this a real email from someone? |
No, I wrote this myself.
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09-18-2007, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Village Idiot
No, I wrote this myself.
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*Sends to an unamed person  *|
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09-18-2007, 05:20 PM
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Yah Village.
Make it a script and post it to digg. It will be dugged.
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09-18-2007, 06:37 PM
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Seen something like this before but with tonnes of wacky excuses. It's funny because they all do get used time and time again haha.
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09-18-2007, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Haris
Yah Village.
Make it a script and post it to digg. It will be dugged.
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Il do that. May be a few days though.
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09-19-2007, 10:24 PM
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Client to Worker hah. Just send this to random people/business'
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