Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus

- You'd never be expected to make the coffee.
- There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the
office.
- You could grow a gut the size of Guam and consider it a job requirement.
- Buy one big black belt and you'd be accessorized for life.
- There'd be no reason to have your colors done.
- Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren't.
- Should people suggest your belly jiggled...when you laughed...like a
bowlful of jelly, you could hit them with your purse.
- You'd always work in sensible footwear.
- There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty ho-ho-ho would
remind everyone who's boss.
- You wouldn't need to buy an expensive briefcase.
- No one would dare ask for a ride to work.
- You'd never again have to wear pantyhose or worry about your slip
showing.
- No more trips to the vending machine...you'd just snack on milk and
cookies all day.
- You'd never be asked to take an early retirement package.
- Juggling work and family would be a breeze because your children would
adore you; even your teen-agers would want to sit in your lap.
- You'd be guaranteed the best chair in the office.
- Age discrimination wouldn't be an issue.
- You'd never grab the wrong coat on your way out the door.
- No one would ask to see your job description.
- Your co-workers would be on notice that they'd better not pout.