tube of sweets (no sweets in the thing), a brick, a cd of james blunt singing with his girly voice while wearing his pink pyjamies with a my little pony logo sewn on the back, a hand knitted jumper made in france by an old granny about to die from an adrenaline rush when she finally mastered the backstitch, socks nicked of a tramp in london while you told him that a macdonalds burger rolled past.

lol wait were we meant to be serious?