<?php
header('Content-type: text/plain');

$php = 'good';
$asp = 'bad';

if($_GET['asp'] != $asp || $_GET['php'] != $php){
echo 'You either dont like php, or you like asp...'.ord(10).ord(10).ord(10).'WHY???';
}else{
echo 'You hate asp and like php! Good.';
}
?>