The worst one, which gives me rage is:

me: Any idea how you'd like it to look?
client: Really nice

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Here are some others:

Me: Before work starts I require a non refundable deposit consisting of 50% of the total project sum.
client: But what if I don't like what you do?
Me: I'll work until you're happy with it.
client: but what if I'm not.