Originally Posted by How2Freelance

1 - I never want to smoke so don't worry
2 - Trust me, I'm now a pedophile
3 - If only I was having legal sex, but still it's great
4 - I only want to buy a ticket today since I've turned 16, it's like something my brother and sister did and I want to have a go see if I win, and if I do I'll give you $100