Dear Santa,

My name is Paris and I am seventeen. I am typeing this letter threw my computer head set bee cause my hands where bite off while trying to have sex with my pet al e gator. His name is timmy tooth. Right now i am trying to become a oober web pro grammer but it is hard making code when you have to poke the letters on the touch screen by puttin a pencil in your mouth. It will be so awe some to win a prize bee cause i have never ever ever won anything before and i think it could help me in my adventure to bee a oober pro grammer. Well i have to go, my more fiend is about to run out.

Cya,
Paris