Dear Santa,

I'm very annoyed with you and need to get some things straight this year after what happened to my house after you visited last year.
Firstly, Did I say to break down the front door the get in, even though I told you it was locked.
Secondly, I am very annoyed that you left all the crumbs on the floor from the mince pies and oranges I gave you, If you do it this year you will have trouble.
Lastly, Make sure your beard doesn't fall off again when you come in to my room.

I would like this for christmas:
- xBox 360
- Nintendo WII
- Sony ericsson w950i
- New computer
- Adobe illustrator

Thanks very much mate,

Love sTeVeN xXxXxX