But Open Source stories of peace, love, and continuing happiness to all the world's people like those of PHP and MySQL are thankfully rare.

Whats wrong with peace, love and happiess? I guess you like war, monopolies and hate right?

Anyway, you can believe what you want to believe. It is clear that you will blindly love Microsoft whatever anyone says, and hate any competition they have. (be it Google, Open-Source, or peace etc)