Santa,
Ino i havn't bin gd tis yr nd hope u'll 4give me 4 these tings i've dun:

- slashed my teachers tyres on er BMW
- broke that kids action man
- ate my sis's barbie
- stole my friends cat
- robed the corner shop
- wnt joy ridin on a tractr

soz 4 bin so bad sant nd i'll try nd not do wt i did last yr nd w8 4 u 2 arrive so i could nick all ur prezzies nd leave the others kds without.

urs truefully

tom