Oh dear god. Why do England have to play a team as bad as Paraguay for their first match?

Now this is going to inflate their ego for the entire tournament.

As soon as England win this match, the streets will be filled with drunken skaghead England fans screaming something to the effect of:

"WE R DA CHAMPIYONS WE R GONA WIN DA WORLD CUP! *insert profanities here* *insert opposing nation here*"

If you're offended by my message, I. Don't. Care.

I despise England, the vast majority of English football fans.

That will be all.

/Rant