Ha, that's funny.

Don't get me wrong, I played with an iPhone before. I found the onscreen keyboard just horrible to type on (I am a traditional kind of person, I like physical keyboard when I know what I press on), multitasking, contacts synergy, Gmail integration, and an accordian-style look and feel to the calendar to die for! I am trying to get a work gadget (manage time, contacts and emails on the go), not an entertainment one, so I really do not care for all the "fart" apps iPhone offers.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I find the WiFi hotspot feature absolutely awesome (extend high speed Internet access for up to 5 mobile devices). Does iPhone have similar functionality?