Everyone learns in due time that for work to be completed to a high standard, you have to be expected to pay for it. As a consequence of taking the cheapest option based solely on that notion, the project merely attracts additional costs when it all goes truly pear shaped. It's just like purchasing a plastic strobe light from Blackpool that's powered from 2 AAs, all works fine until you get it home.

You'll find life to be precisely the same, it's just a case of personally drawing the line between a high standard job and pure greediness.

Catch next week's episode on how to get through life, when I demonstrate how to avoid the catastrophic consequences when your plastic duck sinks to the bottom of your bath.