Ok thought this would be fun, lets all make a little song lol. I will start off and add to it

Caught in a flame war,
No escape from insanity.
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a poor boy,I need a firewall
'Cos I'm easy prey, easy meat,
Little swines I must defeat.
Any way the virus goes, it doesn't really matter to me
'Cos I've just installed AGV.
Mamma, I just killed a worm,
Put AGV to it's head, and now it's dead.